The diary of a strange, lonely man and his love affair with the Fairfax County Police

The diary of a strange, lonely man and his love affair with the Fairfax County Police
The diary of a strange, single, lonely man and his love affair with the Fairfax County Police

For those of you applying for the position of Chief of Police


 
From Gerry “That’s Gerry with a G dearie” Hyland

     Thank you for applying for the position of chief of the Fairfax County Police. If you are a woman, please go away. We’re not hiring you.  I don’t go around screwing up your sex life.

    For the rest of you, to complete your application, please write an essay of no less than 500,000 words describing how you, dressed as a Roman Centurion, would discipline and humiliate an unruly slave.

Be as graphic as possible.

In fact, photo reenactments would only enhance the story.  In this scenario, you should always describe the unruly slave as an older, fat, bald man with an anal fixation.   
 

Thank You

Gerry.