The diary of a strange, lonely man and his love affair with the Fairfax County Police

The diary of a strange, lonely man and his love affair with the Fairfax County Police
The diary of a strange, single, lonely man and his love affair with the Fairfax County Police

Dear Diary, here's what I told them about being a cop lover

"So, in conclusion, yes, what cops want is more important than the public good.  I've been taking up space here for over thirty years, so I know"